Funny Boat Names Titanic II. Seasick. Jawesome. Sick and Tide. Ship-Faced. Dock-Topus. Shelly. New Kid on the Dock.
Alliterative boat names using repeating first letters or rhyming names have appealing poetic flow. Examples like Aquaholic, Dock Trotter, Sea Speller, Pier Pressure, Knotty Buoy. Go for cadence but avoid being too kitschy. Clever wordplay, puns and double meanings make boat names fun.
Ship names may be formed from several sources, including: Parts of the characters' names: see Portmanteau. Alternate names for (or concepts related to) each character: Sleeping Warrior combines Aurora's title of "Sleeping Beauty" with Mulan's warrior role in Once Upon a Time.
The name of the boat must not be identical, either literally or phonetically, to any word or words used to solicit assistance at sea (that rules out MayDay or similar names). And the name of the boat must not contain or be phonetically identical for obscene, indecent or profane language or to racial or ethnic epithets.
Historically, prefixes for civilian vessels often identified the vessel's mode of propulsion, such as "MV" (motor vessel), "SS" (screw steamer; often cited as "steam ship"), or "PS" (paddle steamer).
Boat names must not be more than 33 characters. It may not be identical, actually or phonetically, to any word or words used to solicit assistance at sea; may not contain or be phonetically identical to obscene, indecent, or profane language, or to racial or ethnic epithets.
Funny Boat Names Aboat Time. Alimony. Are We There Yet? Fin & Tonic. Fishy Business. Flying Dutchman. Feeling Yachty. Gone Fishin'
Keep Your Boat Name Brief While it's tempting to craft elaborate and descriptive names, keeping them concise and to the point is essential. A short name not only looks sleek on the transom but also ensures clarity and ease during VHF radio communications.
The tradition of naming boats after goddesses played into this with the female being seen as a nurturing figure who would keep her crew and passengers safe on a voyage. Of course this is something still practiced today with modern ships still being named after queens and princesses.
Proper names of ships and other vessels should be italicized just as titles are. Keep in mind that although ship (or vessel) names should appear in italics, prefixes such as U.S.S. or H.M.S. should not.